Brought to you by unicornhime and apresmoi. I have heard many a request for something like this in order to deal with the squealing girls and insanity that is the upcoming movie. Fear not, for your cries have been heard and answered!
Note that this is for entertainment purposes only. We don't want anyone to get alcohol poisoning, so please use/drink responsibly. Or be like us and use caffeinated beverages instead. :)