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RPattz PICSPAM TIME =D

Hey im pretty new to LJ but have been following this community for a while and love it =]
i just finished a picspam and i would love if you all took a look at it, its got pictures of rob in a recent interview with 'variety'.
check it out at my LJ!



p.s. sorry mods if i haven't tagged this right i think i have just let me know if theres any problems
pps. soz jst noticed it didnt have a proper link i fixed it i think lol
http://ultimatefanpire.livejournal.com/#item874
Ok so I like have mad love for RPattz he is AWESOME!
* Whoever doesn't think his awesome should like STFU and GTFO of my LJ lol just joking...but no seriously...*

Ok so his recent interview with 'Variety' was great, his so cute/handsome/funny/rapeable...etc you get the idea. I love his facial expressions so i thought I'd do a picspam of the interview and perhaps add my own questions and answers.... *insert evil grin* =], remember this is just for fun i love rpattz, smeyer and everything twilight related!

"Start of the interview RPattz is drinking his coke *sexily if i might add*, god i wish i was that mini bottle of coke, what I'd give to be that bottle right now with his lips on the hole...anyway so yes first question




Me : "So before we start this interview can I just see what your bedroom face is? you know for like furture performances..."

RPattz: *BEDROOM FACE*

Me: *HYPERVENTILATES* uhh gahh uhh mnhmm, I think were save that tongue for later.

Interviewer:  So your starring in the new and incredibly awesome film 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer,what struck me is that the role that your playing is actually very tricky and difficult to do, and to do it well and without.... and this doesnt mean that i think you look silly...


RPattz: *SILLY FACE*



but theres a risk always when your playing that swoony good looking guy... Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS BITCH! THERE IS NO RISK WHERE RPATTZ IS INVOLVED! I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!


*Interviewer is silenced by a RPattz dazzle-gasm*

Interviewer: So I just wondered ,*still recovering from the dazzle-gasm*, did that frighten you in any way, tell me about your first reaction to the screenplay?

RPattz: Well I thought it was impossible
Me: Nothing is impossible *wink wink*
 

RPattz: So i didn't audition for it for like 5 months because i thought it's just an impossible part to play, you could only play it as some.... 2-dimentional BLOB!


*Left: Blob, Right: Rob, incase you got confused, he looks confused, Rob not the Blob*

RPattz: *lol*..yeah like you just had to be this...man,MAN meat



and you just gotta like take your shirt off...and be something they can project...i mean like i didnt even bother getting a six-pack...
Me: *DEAD* *drools* mnahahah snark snark mnmmm (not making sense)

RPattz: Lol so yeah you even had to take off your shirt in the audition and i was like well if thats what your judging it on i can tell you right now...lol
Me: well i can help you rob....*perv*

Interviewer: So yeah you know if you read the beginning of the book [Twilight], (Me: who hasn't ¬_¬), your character, Edward and in the movie well, his a bit of an asshole...


why is that?

RPattz: Well if your trying to humanize it...erm uh... ok well lets say if you think your a DICK...
Me: I don't think your a dick, I think you look cute when you say dick though lol oh Rob your so British...LIKE ME =D

RPattz: I mean like i do it so many times...i mean like whenever i like someone its like...'DONT like me, I am a DICK!'

Me: LOL... I still don't care though, I like your dick...ER I mean I like you, even if your a dick.. er yeah....*perv*

RPattz: No but like seriously, 'I am going to ruin you'

Me: I love it when you talk dirty to me Rob...

Interviewer: So....*cut off, muhahaha*
RPattz: OME, I just realized why SMeyer said in that interview why i wouldn't be a good boyfriend...(because of the whole ima dick thing)



Me:  ¬_¬   bitch said what!!! of course you would be a good fricking boyfriend!!  IMA HUNT THAT BITCH SMEYERS ASS DOWN!!!

RPattz: lol
Interviewer: Well your a very good boyfriend...
Me: interviewer bitch better back off or shes gonna get what SMeyer's got coming for her!
Interviewer: Well your the fantasy boyfriend in this [book/film] and this is the reason why women are responding as strongly as they are, can you analyze that a little in terms of that their responding to the character/the part and then throwing you into the mix...



RPattz: Well err i dunno really why their reacting as strongly...
Me: Oh I dunno perhaps it's because YOUR BLOODY GORGEOUS!


RPattz: I like to think i played it differently from how it was in the book, in the movie, like at the end at prom i tried to make it look painful...
Me: Nothing could look painful with you in it Rob...
Interviewer: Well yeah it did it looked painful...
Me: STFU BITCH!
RPattz: Well thats good then *lol*

Interviewer: Yeah it is good, now was there a debate with the make up because in the movie things have to look real dont they, tell me what went on with that.


* Left: RPattz, Right: Michael Jackson, just incase you got confused....RPattz is sexier though*

RPattz: Yeah well they couldn't make me like really white because i don't have any lines on my faces really, if they had of made me really white i would have looked expressionless......Me: or like a paedophile

RPattz: So yeah my make up was a lot finer than the other vampires, I think it made me look like a transvestite though...
Me: a transvestite you say hmmm.... i dunno if im up for any tranny fun perhaps later Rob, lets stick to normal vampire sex for now....no eating my uterus though....i'm not into the freaky shit Bellas into....and no mutant babies thank you...just your sperm for today.

Interviewer: So what's next for you then, I saw a bit of 'How to Be' and it's very quirky and the main character is very depressed...
RPattz: Yeah I just love those type of scripts...
Me: WTF RPATTZ! you like being depressed,?
RPattz: Yeah like at the end of 'How to Be', its changed now but at the end no one clapped for my character which is kinda sad but i really liked it....
Me: Seriously Rob Ima put you on anti-depressants, what about that MTV interview where you said you'd marry a fan but they would have to clap after every single take you did!! IM FUCKING CLAPPING RIGHT NOW!


Interviewer: So i heard your a good musician, would you be interested in pursuing a music career after the movie?
RPattz: Not straight away i don't think, i think it's tacky to try and launch another career off of someone elses movie, i mean if it were my movie then sure...
Me: *perv* Rob you can make all the music you like in our own private little movie *perv*

Me: OH GOD! I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT RUFFLING OFF HIS HAIR, he has precious sex hair....*dribble*

Interviewer: So you've done 'Little Ashes', now thats a very different kind of romance, a gay romance...


Me: OMFE! NO WAY! *CRIES* YOUR GAY!! HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING!! YOU FRICKING GAY!

WTF WITH THAT GUY! IM BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT GUY!!


RPattz: Yeah it was a different kind of romance like it was as intense as 'Twilight', but i would be doing this gay sex scene with this spanish guy and then we would stop and he would be like 'We just done a gay sex scene, that was weird' and i'd be like lol yeah it was weird....


Me: ........

Interviewer: So you've had interest from girls, how about guys any interest from guys since 'Twilight'?
Me: BITCH ARE YOU NOT LISTENING! HE DID A GAY SEX SCENE WITH A SPANISH GUY! geez...
RPattz: Like yeah more than i thought i would have had, like i dont see this as a girly film...
Interviewer: It's a girly film
 
RPattz: Lol....*SHIT*
Me: muhahaha pay-back for the gay sex you've been filming muhahaha...

Interviewer: So your signed on to the other books then, but how is it going to work out in the second one seeing as your not there much except for the end, they'l have to fit you in somehow...
RPattz: No i like how im not there, if you tried to stick me in there in little bits, ( Me: *PERV*), it would dilute the massive comeback at the end where i try and kill myself... which i really love... I mean its like soo cool...
Me: I'm really starting to think your suicidal Rob....


RPattz: I mean like thats what makes the second book good, the second ones my favourite...
Me: So now your gay, suicidal and team jacob.....just when i thought we could be friends *perv*
Interviewer: Elaborate on why it's your favourite...

RPattz: It's just so intense, i love how at the beginning of the books theres just the pages with the months on them when Bellas depressed, i just thought that was awesome and had a really big impact....
Me: So he likes other people being depressed too....seriously its a good thing his gorgeous....

perhaps i should give up on RPattz, i mean his gay, suicidally depressed and team jacob i dunno how things could work out.....

OMFE HE IS SUCKING ON THAT BOTTLE AGAIN AND THERES NOTHING IN IT! HIS SUCH A TEASE!!!


Me: Oh ok he is forgiven just because he is awesome.... now me and him have to have some private time...

*BEDROOM FACE*
OFF TO HAVE MAD VAMPIRE SEX!!!



I APPRECIATE COMMENTS BUT NOT BAD ONES LOL AND IF YOUR GONNA POST THIS ELSEWHERE THEN CREDIT ME PLEASE I TOOK ALOT OF TIME ON THIS OH AND REMEMBER TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS =]
RPATTZ IS MINE BITCHES I WILL FIGHT ALL YOU FANGIRLS LOL!

 
Tags: fan art: picspam, robert pattinson
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