For those off you who didn't understand everything they were saying..
here's pretty much the whole Kitchen scene etc.
I couldn't understand exactly everything, but it's pretty much all.
i got this with help from the official script leaks and the many versions of the clip that are floating around youtube.
NOTE: in this video you can actually HEAR what they say :O (when the fangirls aren't making freaky noises, that is XD)
TO MODS: thanks!
*Bella and Edward enter house*
Bella: It’s incredible.. so light, and open.. you know
Edward: what did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Bella: No, not the moats
Edward *sigh* not the moats..
Edward: This is the one place we don’t have to hide..
Edward: I told them not to do this.
*Rose destroys bowl*
Rosalie: Does she even like Italian?
Emmett: Her name is Bella,.. (the joke is because of her name.. get it)
Carlisle: i'm sure she'll love it.
Rosalie: Oooph, get a whiff of that!
Esme: here comes the human.
Esme: Bella, we’re making Italiano for you.
Bella: Oh.. *nervous little laugh*
Edward: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.
Bella: Bon giorno ?
Esme: Molto bene!
Carlisle: You’ve given us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.
Esme: I hope you’re hungry.
Bella: yeah, absolutely.
Edward: She already ate.
Bella: Yea-.. It’s because.. I know you- I know you guys don’t eat. Of course.
Esme: Of course.. that’s very considerate of you.
Edward: Ignore Rosalie, I do.
Rosalie: Yeah, let’s just keep pretending this isn’t dangerous for all of us.
Bella: I would never.. tell anybody, anything.
Carlisle: she knows that.
Emmett: yeah well the problem is, you two have gone public now, so...
*Esme looks at Emmett- Script says she calls his name too.. couldn't hear*
Rosalie: No she should know, the entire family will be implicated when this ends badly.
Bella: Badly.. as in.. I would become the meal?
*everyone chuckles except for Rose, Bella looks awkward*
*Alice and Jasper enter*
Alice: Hi Bella!
Oh.. you do smell good.
Edward: Alice.. what are you-
Alice: It’s okay Edward, Bella and I are gonna be great friends.
Carlisle: Oh sorry, Jasper is our newest vegetarian, it’s a little difficult for him.
Jasper: it’s a pleasure to meet you.
Alice: It’s okay Jasper, you won’t hurt her.
Edward: alright, eehhh.. I’ll give you a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice: well.. I’ll see you soon.
Bella: .. Okay
Carlisle: I think that went well..
Esme: Clean this up.. NOW!
BELLA: Graduation Caps?
EDWARD: Um. Yeah, Private joke, we matriculate a lot.
BELLA:What a nightmare, repeating high school.
EDWARD:True, but the younger we start out in a new place, the longer we can stay there. Come on
EDWARD: Um. yeah, this is my room.
BELLA: No bed?
EDWARD: no, um, i dont sleep.
EDWARD: No, not at all.
BELLA: you have so much music. what are you listening to..
[CLAIR DE LUNE STARTS PLAYING]
EDWARD: Thats debussy.. err..
BELLA: Clair de lune is great.
Bella: err.. I can't dance.. eh..
Edward: *hmpf* well.. i could always make you..
Bella: I'm not scared off you
Edward: *chuckle*.. you really shouldn´t have said that
EDWARD: you better hold on tight spidermonkey.
EDWARD: Do you trust me?
BELLA: In theory.
EDWARD: Then close your eyes.