Main Pairing: Bella and Edward
LJ Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Also on ff.net
Summary: Welcome to an experiment in dark humor, with alternating emphasis on the "dark" and the "humor." To tell you the truth, I'm not sure where exactly this story is taking me; unlike my other stories, the whole thing isn't prewritten. Hopefully it's still fun, though. My thanks to Ms. Meyer, for creating such memorable characters and for not minding that we all play with them.
Alice was pissed.
How dare he? How dare (Edward) try to assert any form of control over his own future? Didn’t he know his future was hers to arrange? Couldn’t he see this was all for his own good? (She only thought that for a minute before taking a step back and rearranging her way of thinking. Or at least, she rearranged the semantics of it, but she still wanted what she wanted, and she still thought it was in everyone else’s best interest to do as she said. Alice was a lot like Edward in that way.)