Main Pairing: Bella and Edward
LJ Chapter 1
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Summary: Welcome to an experiment in dark humor, with alternating emphasis on the "dark" and the "humor." To tell you the truth, I'm not sure where exactly this story is taking me; unlike my other stories, the whole thing isn't prewritten. Hopefully it's still fun, though. My thanks to Ms. Meyer, for creating such memorable characters and for not minding that we all play with them.
Preview of Chapter 6: Family Feud
"Well, we can't just do nothing," Emmett crowed over the growing din. "It doesn't solve our problem."
"Nobody's saying 'do nothing--'" Carlisle shouted back, and then everyone was full-on yelling.
"That's exactly what you're saying!"
"What if she's his mate? We can't just leave her, or kill her!"
"You're hearing what you want to hear!"
"If anyone here should be accused of selective listening--"
"Damn it! Now you've broken another table!"
"That's why I keep telling you to buy your tables at Ikea!"