June 20th, 2010

Ted Cullen

What the Disguise Won't Hide - Chapter Four

Title: What the Disguise Won't Hide 
Author: carribbeanlady
Characters/Pairing: Edward/Bella
Rating: M or R
Category: Romance/Drama
Spoilers: None
Summary: All Human. Private Eye Edward Masen has always played the womanizer when going undercover but now he has decided to go a different route. Introducing Ted Cullen, extreme computer nerd and Edward in disguise. Let’s hope his newest assignment isn’t hot for geeks.

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Fanfiction Update: Cracked

Title: Cracked
Fandom: Twilight
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: T
Main Pairing: Bella and Edward
LJ Chapter 1, 2 
Also on ff.net

Summary: Welcome to an experiment in dark humor, with alternating emphasis on the "dark" and the "humor." I present to you, in no particular order or relation to each other, rewritten scenes from the Twilight series. I have no set posting schedule—this is purely for my own amusement and steam-letting, although I hope you'll be amused as well. My thanks to Ms. Meyer, for creating such memorable characters and for not minding that we all play with them.


Edward turned toward the source of the thought, an annoying reflex he couldn’t seem to shake, even though he had successfully purged himself of every other physical reflex he ever had. Be that as it may, upon looking in the direction of his name being thought, he locked eyes with a human, her eyes being the color of chocolate. Or fecal matter. He wasn’t sure which, not having taken much time to examine either in nearly ninety years.

Click here for chapter 3 Or here for ff.net

fanfic; the other side of you

title; the other side of you
author; xbitterangelx
chapter; 16 - The Secret
couple; edwardxbella
rating; M
summary; When badass Edward is forced to be tutored by Bella Swan, a geeky yet troubled girl who has a horrific past, will the two be able to go through their trails and tribulations despite their flaws? AH

sneak peak;

His smile quickly faded though and I looked up at him in worry, "I don't want to break your heart. But I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore." He sighed and I just looked at him, my hand running down his cotton shirt as my eyes looked down to watch my fingertips fall to the bed.

"Then don't." I told him simply.

chapter 16//chapter 1

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update! Russian Roulette - chapter 9 - "paradise lost"

Title: Russian Roulette
Author: LuckyStar815
Characters: Bella/Edward
Rating: M
Category: Angst, Family

Summary: They were not meant to be together, but they both liked to tempt fate. Making their choices was like pulling the trigger in a dangerous game of chance, the risks increasing with each round until it was impossible to escape their destiny. AH, AU, OOC, dark

Chapter 1 on FF.n
Chapter 9 on FF.n

Update: uncommitted - chapter 1

Title: Uncommitted
Author: Jane.Doe013
Characters/Pairings: E/B, J/A, Em/R
Rating: M
Warnings: Course language and eventual lemons
Type: AU, AH
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephanie Meyer does... sadly :(
Summary: Edward Cullen belongs to no one. Edward Cullen will never commit to anyone. Edward Cullen is a 'no strings attached' kind of guy. At least that's what he thought until Bella Swan came along. Bella Swan was looking for nothing, but got everything. What happens when to polar opposites attract?
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6067983/1/Uncommitted

New fic update

Title: Deadly Desires
Genre: Tragedy/Romance
Rating: M
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Disclaimer: Credit to Stephanie Meyer

Summary:  With Bella away at college, Edwards longing for her return is short lived. He finds himself drawn into a world of danger, lust and blood. Can Edward tame the inner beast that is clawing it's way free?

Chapter preview: "Why me? I don't understand what the fascination with me is. You must have known that my family and I practised a socialised life with humans, that I didn't live my life the way you had chosen to live yours. Why would you give yourself such a challenge?"
As soon as the words had left my mouth I knew I'd already answered my own question. The reason she was here, the reason she had pursued me was for the challenge, it would have been too easy to pair up with another Vampire such as herself. She didn't want easy, she wanted hard.

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