Not only does our favorite vampire celebrate his birthday today, it's also Father's Day! Leave him some love and share your favorite photos, quotes, and fanworks of Edward!
P.S. Happy Father's Day to any dads out there!
Summary: Welcome to an experiment in dark humor, with alternating emphasis on the "dark" and the "humor." I present to you, in no particular order or relation to each other, rewritten scenes from the Twilight series. I have no set posting schedule—this is purely for my own amusement and steam-letting, although I hope you'll be amused as well. My thanks to Ms. Meyer, for creating such memorable characters and for not minding that we all play with them.
Edward turned toward the source of the thought, an annoying reflex he couldn’t seem to shake, even though he had successfully purged himself of every other physical reflex he ever had. Be that as it may, upon looking in the direction of his name being thought, he locked eyes with a human, her eyes being the color of chocolate. Or fecal matter. He wasn’t sure which, not having taken much time to examine either in nearly ninety years.Click here for chapter 3 Or here for ff.net