Characters/Pairing: Bella/Edward, ensemble
Spoilers: For all books and lots of badfic on ffnet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. The Twilight universe was created by Stephenie Meyer and consequently belongs to her. Numerous references to other literary works and pop culture are not mine, either. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Note: I've been writing on this for several months. It started out as a parody of Twilight badfic in May and then developed into a parody of badfic and the series after Breaking Dawn was released. Funnily enough, several parts that may remind of you BD were in fact written before the release and are referring to badfic.
Heathcliff did indeed have a point.